Stumptown
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on ABCStumptown Season 1 Episode 3: "Rip City Dicks" Quotes
Hey, um, today I got beat. I lost, we lost. Artie sold me out and it, it pisses me off, and it pisses me off that my mistake could cost you your child. But they're not gonna get away with this, okay? You know they think we're just gonna lie down and take it. Yeah, you know, they have the power, and they have the influence and, but you know what? They're arrogant sons of bitches, and they don't know that women like us have been fighting our entire lives for everything. Randall's gonna pay and Artie's gonna pay for what he did and I, I won't lose again.
Dex
Artie: You are incredibly talented, but there is one thing standing in the way of you being an exceptional private investigator: You care.
This is private investigating Dex. You're not doing your job right unless a few folks want you dead.
Artie
You smell like sex and salmon.
Artie
Listen if we do this, it's not because you seduced me, okay? It's because I wanna get off.
Dex
Cosgrove: So is he a liar or a suspect?
Hoffman: That's what I'm trying to figure out his alibi is that he was at his bar the night of the murder.
Cosgrove: Oh, what's the bar.
Hoffman: The bad alibi.
Cosgrove: That is an unfortunate name.
Stephanie: Look who it is, America's least favorite white cis-gendered P.I.
Artie: I have no idea what the hell that is, but I'm sure I hate it.
Hoffman: Artie's a legend in these streets, but no one seems to know why he left the force back in the day.
Artie: I don't know what kind of car you drive, but I'm pretty sure it's not a sick mustang.
You got talent. You're green, but you could be good Dex.
Artie
Artie: First rule of private investigation: manipulation is your best weapon.
Dex: What the hell is that?
Artie: I'm not sure exactly I just know that it's expensive.
Good thing it's trash day.
Dex
