Stumptown
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Scott: You should get a tattoo, it's cathartic, the pain. It's classy.
Dex: Yeah, and then you're walking around with a memory of a corpse etched on your body, I mean forever.
Scott: It's gonna be there, no matter if you can see it or not.
Dex: Hey, um, you remember that hit and run case from last year, Dalia Montgomery.
Hoffman: My case the one we talked about two days ago? I don't have Alzheimer's.
Dex: I love a story with a happy ending.
Tookie: No, Dex, a happy beginning.
It's your wedding day, Jenna. If you want a convict cake, I'll get you a convict cake.
Claire
Grey: Hey Dex, how about if I redecorated your house while you weren't home?
Dex: Could you please? I'm so sick of my parents' old furniture.
Grey: Okay, what if I traded in your car.
Dex: How dare you. That mustang is the soul of this whole operation.
I hope that covers your charade's lessons. I think you're playing it all wrong.
Hoffman
Sue Lynn: Thank Dex. I owe her.
Grey: I think we all do.
Violet: You wanna know something kind of cheesy but completely honest.
Dex: Sure.
Violet: I feel like I could float away right now.
Dex: Really cheesy. I feel the same way.
What, are we role playing now?
Dex
You almost had the golden ticket of hanging out with me. That's gone.
Ginger
Bryce: You're a spy.
Dex: Private Investigator. Man, I wish I was a spy. That would be pretty cool, huh?
Remember, never apologize for being a strong single woman with your own money, you own life, your own business, your own good time because you're going to encounter a lot of people who are threatened by it and they're going to try to take it away from you just to feel bigger.
Ginger
