Stumptown
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Dex: So, the acronym is SOB?
Woman: Yeah, never heard that one before.
Lady hustler. I definitely hired the right girl.
Ginger
Real life's boring new guy.
Max
Smash the patriarchy.
Dex
Hoffman: Hey, I've only got like 30 seconds.
Dex: I love our banter.
Grey: Ok, so this is not about him, is it? You're just afraid of being alone.
Dex: What? I did four tours. I think I can handle being alone.
Grey: I didn't know you had it in you.
Hoffman: Now, you do.
Dex: This is a bit of an overshot, don't you think? I mean five million, who do they think you are Oprah or something?
Judge Price: I made 31 million dollars this year.
Dex: What?
Dex: Hey, hey, I was on tv today.
Ansel: Passed out on the street again?
Judge: You all know the rest.
Audience: Reality checks don't bounce.
You can't have a relationship as long as she's in your life. No one can get as close to you as she can.
Liz
Liz: Have you done this before?
Dex: From many balconies and many heights.