What? Us having a baby? No, we're not planning to have a baby because that would require us having sex.

Tabitha

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Nan: And any thought given on to whom you might hand over the keys?
Kendall: Why madam, that is very forward.
Nan: And you're no fun! We're all friends here now. Aren't we?
Logan: Well, um, Gerri is on the paperwork as a stop-gap, but even she'd be the first to admit that she couldn't really do the job.
Gerri: Well, maybe the second to admit.
Logan: Uh, there is a name, but you know, I really don't like to deal in hypotheticals.
Rhea: Mmmm. He's an enigma.
Logan: Well, one day.
Rhea: What a tease, folks.
Nan: Just whisper it in my ear.
Logan: You know, I'll start to think I'm not wanted.
Shiv: Just... You can...
Logan: Well, you know, I'm...
Shiv: Oh, for fuck's sake. Dad, just tell 'em it's gonna be me.

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Mark: Roman, what's happening?
Roman: My life just ended?

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Naomi: You're such a little nothing, aren't you
Kendall: Uh huh. Maybe.

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Roman: Yeah. You shouldn't be turned on because dead women aren't wet.
Tabitha: Right. OK. Umm.
Roman: It's kind of ruining the realism.

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Gerri: Oh dear God.
Roman: Hi. I was hoping we could touch base about my entire future being Hindenberged? On the Romanity.

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Tom: Anybody get into any fun last night?
Tabitha: Fun?
Roman: Ummm, I jerked off in Gerri's bathroom last night.
Tabitha: So classy of you.
Roman: Um, it's OK. It was actually her idea. I think I really got the old gal's juices flowin'.
Gerri: Even as a joke, that is a stomach-turning thought.

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Nan: Let me explain something.
Logan: Oh, please.
Nan: You can't put a value on what we do.
Logan: Funny, I have put a value on what you do.
Nan: Well, if you won't budge, then I'm afraid we have no deal.
Logan: Then we're done. [goes to the door] Ahh, would you like to hear my favorite passage from Shakespeare? Take the fuckin' money.

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What a weird family.

Tom

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Drive your fuckin' whirlybird!

Logan

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Greg: Ahhh. Oh my God. You guys! You, you did it! Yeah, congratulations.
Everyone: Thanks.
Greg: Yeah.
Marcia: Hello, Greg.
Greg: Ah, actually, I'm going by Gregory now, but uh, no matter.

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Logan: Greg!
Greg: Hey! GregorY!
Logan: Have a drink. Have a drink you beautiful Ichabod Crane fuck you.

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