Succession
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOSuccession Quotes
Kendall: You tell yourself that you're a good person, but you're not a good person. Right now, I'm the real you.
Shiv: What? Sure. You're the real me, and I'm the real you. Yeah. Whatfuckingever.
Don't threaten me, Gerri; I don't have time to jerk off.
Roman
Frank: And in terms of cooperation?
Logan: IT'S WAR! FUCK OFF!! It's war. Fuck off.
All these brilliant fuckin' women, Greg. I must be doing something right.
Kendall
Kendall: Greg. Greg, if I get taken out on other shit, I might need you to take my cultural temperature, OK?
Greg: Uh-huh [thumbs up] Got it. As in, w-w-what, what does that mean?
Kendall: You know, like before I get my media monitoring in place, I might need you to slide the sociopolitical thermometer up the nation's ass and take a reading, K? I-I'll get seasick. Just feed me metadata, anything that's going to move the market on me reputationally, yeah?
Greg: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, sure. Media monitoring department over here
Greg: Crazy. This is like OJ. Except, I mean, if OJ never killed anyone.
Kendall: Who said I never killed anyone? Juice is loose, baby!!
Kendall: So? What do you think? Can I do this? Can I win?
Rava: [shrugs] I don't know, Ken.
Kendall: No. Right. Right. [little laugh]
Roman: Oh. OK. But, what's the play?
Karl: I don't know. Lots of interesting ideas flying around.
Frank: I got fired. He got fired. She got promoted. I got rehired. She got demoted. Right?
Karl: So? How you feelin'?
Frank: I'm lookin' forward to seeing more of the Balkins.
Roman: Dad? Want me to ride with ya?
Logan: You wanna suck my dick?
Roman: Is what he said to his son as the sexual assault allegations poured in.
This is the whole Baskin Robbins. Thirty-one flavors of fuck right there.
Karl
I have been asked to explain my own role in the managing of illegality at the firm and associated coverups. And it has been suggested I would be a suitable figure to absorb the anger and concern. But. The truth is that my father is a malignant presence, a bully, and a liar, and he was fully personally aware of these events for many years and made efforts to hide and cover up. He had a twisted sense of loyalty to bad actors like Lester McClintock and disregard for the safety of migrant workers, non-union, and union workers and for vulnerable performers and guests. My father keeps a watchful eye over every inch of his whole empire, and the notion that he would have allowed millions of dollars in compensation and settlements to be paid without his explicit approval is utterly fanciful. I have with me today copies of records that show his personal sign off. How much those of us who executed his wishes is for another day, but I think this is the day his reign ends.
Kendall
