I keep getting all these dating pop-ups. It's like my computer is accusing me of being single!


Would you like me to thank your face with my fist?

Harvey [to Hardman]

Awe, look at that---he thinks I'm pretty.


Louis, I do not respond to threats, I make them.


0 and everything---that's your record against me, Scottie.


A second ago you thought you were getting whacked. Now you want an office?


Mike: I do okay with the cougars.
Rachel: You do realize you're talking about the managing partner of this firm?
Mike: Please don't tell anyone I said that...

Trevor: Look at this clown...
Mike: Walks like he's got a rod up his ass; If I ever look like that---shoot me.

Louis: So what is this new cologne the scent of jealousy?
Harvey: You don't recognize your wife's perfume? I know, you're not married. Still funny.

Mike: I feel like Michael Corleone in that one scene where the fat guy teaches him to shoot the gun.
Harvey: Are you calling me the fat guy? Because I'm not the fat guy.
Mike: Do you remember that guy's name?

My advice is hold on tight and enjoy the ride.


Harvey: Did you let him win?
Mike: Wasn't easy. Guy has the reflexes of a two year old.
Harvey: Yeah, last time these venture capitalists came in I took him boxing to calm him down. Had to practically punch myself in the face to let him win.

Suits Quotes

Henry Gerard is the one person you respected and didn’t respect you.


Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.