Awe, look at that---he thinks I'm pretty.

Harvey

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Would you like me to thank your face with my fist?

Harvey [to Hardman]

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Louis, I do not respond to threats, I make them.

Jessica

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I keep getting all these dating pop-ups. It's like my computer is accusing me of being single!

Rachel

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Mike: I do okay with the cougars.
Rachel: You do realize you're talking about the managing partner of this firm?
Mike: Please don't tell anyone I said that...

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Louis: So what is this new cologne the scent of jealousy?
Harvey: You don't recognize your wife's perfume? I know, you're not married. Still funny.

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A second ago you thought you were getting whacked. Now you want an office?

Harvey

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Mike: I feel like Michael Corleone in that one scene where the fat guy teaches him to shoot the gun.
Harvey: Are you calling me the fat guy? Because I'm not the fat guy.
Mike: Do you remember that guy's name?

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I won't fire you, but I might kill you!

Harvey

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Harvey: Did you let him win?
Mike: Wasn't easy. Guy has the reflexes of a two year old.
Harvey: Yeah, last time these venture capitalists came in I took him boxing to calm him down. Had to practically punch myself in the face to let him win.

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This is Haley's comet. Take a good look because it won't happen again.

Harvey

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Mike: You don't want to hear it?
Harvey: Of course I wanna hear it. Since when do I take marching orders from a bowtie?

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