When someone twists a knife in your gut, I feel like I want to twist one right back.

Harvey

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Charles Barkley: I took fifteen minutes of pictures with some dip-shit from Philadelphia, that's not a favor?
Harvey: That was an appetizer. I need you to get Magic, Bird, Hakeem, and Michael to do the same thing.

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There's only so many times you can pull some shady shit to get something done with the partners. So you want to take me on? I'm right here.

Jessica

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Robert: You got dealt a bad hand, you pulled yourself up by your bootstraps, and I respect that.
Mike: Thanks Robert.
Robert: You can call me dad.
Mike: Really?
Robert: No.

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Jessica: You came to me for some legal advice, now I'm coming to you for yours.
Rachel: Do I get to charge you for it?
Jessica: You already do, unless you suddenly started paying for law school out of your own pocket.
Rachel: Free of charge it is.

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Harvey: For the time being, don't play anymore jokes on Louis.
Gretchen: Mind if I ask why?
Harvey: Because I only play jokes on people to express my affection for them, and right now I have no affection for Louis Litt.

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