Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWSupernatural Season 6 Episode 4: "Weekend at Bobby's" Quotes
Bobby: Ok then, lets roll credits on this chick flick. You boys have a safe flight and uh, try some of the local grub. I hear it's exotic.
Dean: Oh yeah, no, definitely, we are. I hear they have an Olive Garden.
Sam: Dean, he's a dick, but a deals a deal.
Crowley: I don't need you to fight my battles for me, moose. Get bent.
You hear that Crowley? That's me flicking my BIC for you.
Dean
Bobby: You may be king of the dirt bags here, but in life, you were nothing but a two-bit tailor who sold his soul in exchange for an extra three inches below the belt.
Crowley: Just trying to hit double digits.
Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?
I'll save you the recap. In fact I'll do the short hand for you. "I want my soul back idgit." 'Fraid not. "But I'm surly and I got a beard. Gimme." Blah, blah, blah. Homespun insult. Witty retort from yours truly. The bottom line is you get bubkis. Are we done?
Crowley
So how about you two sack up and help me for once!
Sam, Dean, I love you like my own. I do. But sometimes...sometimes you two are the whiniest, most self absorbed, sons of bitches I ever met. I'm selfish? Me? I do everything for you. Everything! You need some lore scrounged up. You need your asses pulled out of the fire. You need someone to bitch to about each other. You call me and I come through. Every! Damn! Time! And what do I get for it? Jack with a side of squat!
Bobby: (after killing a monster) I thought your chipper was broke.
Marcy: I just said that to get you over here.
Bobby: Well, I guess I could come over for dinner some night. Might be fun.
Marcy: I don't think so
Bobby: Story of my life.
Bobby: Have you seen anything ... weird?
Marcy: You mean besides you?
Marcy: I love scary movies. Hey, have you seen "Drag me to Hell?"
Bobby: Trying to avoid it.
