Supernatural
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Sam: I don't hunt anymore.
Dean: Yeah, and Sasha Grey's gone legit.
So what, you dropped your peanut butter in her chocolate?
Dean
Spanky the demon. Yeah, I heard about you. You're the one who uses too much teeth, right?
Dean
Kevin: Banish all demons off the face of the earth. Lock them away forever. That could be important, right?
Dean: Closing the gates of Hell forever? Yeah. That could be important.
I guess standing too close to exploding Dick sends your ass straight to Purgatory.
Dean
The rules are simple, Sam. You don't take a joint from a guy named Don and there's no dogs in the car!
Dean
Sam: It's a burger.
Dean: It's a treasure.
There's a demon in you and you're going to your safety school.
Kevin
What makes Dick so hard to beat?
Reporter
Girl: What's a Kardashian?
Dean: That's just another blood sucker.
Dean: Ok, I've read this more times than the Playboy I found in dad's duffel.
Sam: Anna Nicole?
Dean: Anna Nicole.
Dean: Don't say pie.
Sam: Definitely pie.
Dean: Bastards.
