Supernatural
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Everything is better with cheese.
Leviathan
New rule. You steal my baby, you get punched.
Dean
Oh, Dean. I have a question. How do you talk to girls?
Sam
Don't let Satan change my presets.
Dean
You know, I really think Prince William has found the right girl. What do you think?
Lucifer
Bobby: Course, if at any time you want to decide that's utter horse crap, I'll be where I always am. Right here.
Dean: What? Do you want to do couples yoga or get back to hunting the Big Bads?
Bobby: Shut up. Idgit.
Well he was friend's with us, wasn't he? Can't get much dumber than that.
Bobby
You're my bunk mate buddy. You're my little bitch in every sense of the term.
Lucifer
We never catch a break, so why would we this time?
Dean
You never left Sam. You're still in the cage... with me.
Lucifer
Hi Sam. Long time no spooning.
Lucifer
You know how I'm gonna deal? I'm gonna stuff my pie hole. I'm gonna drink. And I'm gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world's about to explode because it is.
Dean
