Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWSupernatural Season 5 Quotes
Sam: Dad said they always had the perfect marriage.
Dean: It wasn't perfect until after (Mary) died.
Sam: Heaven?
Dean: Yeah.
Sam: Okay, how are we in Heaven?
Dean: All that clean living, I guess.
Go ahead, Roy. Do it. But I'm gonna warn you--when I come back, I'm gonna be pissed.
Dean
What are you, the Hamburglar?
Dean
Why does Heaven care if Harry meets Sally?
Dean
Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning.
Sam
Dean: Hey, when I want to drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. Same goes for a sandwich or a fight.
Castiel: So... you're saying you're just well-adjusted?
Dean: God, no. I'm just well-fed.
Sam: Dean, enough!
Dean: What?
Sam: You just punched a Cupid!
Dean: I punched a dick!
Cupid: Love is more than a word to me, you know? I love love, I love it! And if that's wrong, I don't want to be right!
Castiel: Yes, yes. of course. I, uh... I have no idea what you're saying.
Dean: Cherub?
Castiel: Yeah, they're all over the world. There are dozens of them.
Dean: You mean the little flying fat kids in diapers?
Castiel: They're not incontinent.
Dean: Where am I going?
Sam: Dean, it's Valentine Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it - uh, Unattached Drifter Christmas?
Castiel: This is their handshake.
Dean: I don't like it.
Castiel: No one likes it.
