Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWSupernatural Season 5 Quotes
Trickster/Gabriel: Where'd you get the holy oil?
Dean: You might say we pulled it out of Sam's ass.
Sam: You've got to calm down.
Dean: Calm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night. You know who does that? No-talent douchebags. I hate this game. I hate that we're in a procedural cop show. And you want to know why. Because I hate procedural cop shows. It's like 300 of them on television, they're all the freakin' same.
I am doing all I can, to slightly lessen the spread of... of genital herpes. And that's a good thing.
Sam
Sam: It was you on the police scanner, right? This is a trick.
Trickster: Hello? Trickster.
Cathy Randolph: I could have sworn I saw... the Incredible Hulk.
Sam: The Incredible Hulk?
Cathy Randolph: I told you, it's crazy.
Dean: Bana or Norton?
Cathy Randolph: Oh, no, those movies were terrible. The TV Hulk.
Dean: Lou Ferrigno?
Cathy Randolph: Yes.
Sam: It's like Mission: Pathetic.
Benjamin Button me back into burger shape.
Old Dean
Dean: You're family. I don't know if you've noticed, but me and Sam, we don't have much left. I can't do this without you. I can't. So don't you dare think about checking out. I don't want to hear that again.
Bobby: Okay.
Dean: Okay. Good.
Bobby: Thanks. Now, we done feeling our feelings? 'Cause I'd like to get out of this room before we both start growing lady parts.
Old Dean: You saw a chance to turn the hands of the clock back and get out of that damn chair. Pretty tempting. I can imagine.
Bobby: No, you can't.
Old Dean: You got me. I never been paralyzed. But I tell you something--I've been to Hell, and there's an archangel there wanting me to drop the soap. Look at me! My junk's rustier than yours!
Dean: Bobby? What the hell are you doing here?
Bobby: Planting daisies. What's it look like? Came in on the case.
Dean: And you beat me here?
Bobby: Well, brains trumps legs, apparently.
Dean: And by the way, how you doing?
Bobby: Doing?
Dean: Yeah. You know, just... in general.
Bobby: Oh, you mean my legs. I'm just weeping in my Haagen-Dazs. Idjit.
Sam: It's like Grumpy Old Men.
Dean and Bobby: Shut up, Sam!
