Sam: What language is it in?
Bobby: Da Vinci Code.

Sam: Why don't you cut to the chase and just roll in it?
Dean: I rarely have wealth.

You rocks think you're so smart.


How's Memento doing over there?


Sam: What kind of thing likes virgins and gold?
Dean: P. Diddy?

Sam: Who would want virgins?
Dean: You've got me. I prefer ladies with experience.

Dean: I've decided. I'm going to give Stan my most precious gift.
Sam: Wow. That sounded really creepy coming out of your mouth.

Victim of Death [to Dean]: Wait. Will you tell me what it all means?
Dean: Everything is dust in the wind.
Victim of Death: That's it? A Kansas song?
Tessa: Sorry. He's new.

Shawshank's a great flick, but let's skip the shower scene.


Best purchase I made since Dick Cheney.


I learned that from the pizza man.


Karma's a bitch, bitch.


Supernatural Season 6 Quotes

Accidents don't just happen accidentally. You know what I mean.


How do you keep your lawn so green? C'mon Dean, you've never been what I call, Brady.

Yellow-Eyed Demon