Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWSupernatural Season 9 Quotes
Demons don't take leaks. Next time you want to shoot up, why don't you find a better excuse.
Dean
Oh, come on, Dean. This is the object of your quest! Tell me Henry Winchester's grandson isn't curious to see if it works.
Magnus
I'll hang on to old donkey teeth here until such time, as you locate Abaddon. Then, you'll destroy her. You're right Moose, you can't trust me. Sadly, I can't trust you either.
Crowley
Demon mitts all over my baby. Oh, come on! Now they're keying cars??
Dean
Wait a second. Did he drunk dial you?
Sam
Okay, uh, look Snooki. Can I call you Snooki?
Sam
You know, at least when Cas was human, he was an OK guy. Should've known Crowley would be a douche version.
Dean
You two clowns are going to get into that Mystery Machine outside, and you are going to leave town.
Dean
You crashed the Jenga tower of our life.
Harry
So you’re Thinman? That would make sense if it didn’t look like you just ate a fat camp.
Dean
You know what video would have gone viral, if we still had it? When you were five and you got dressed up as Batman and you jumped off the shed because you thought you could fly.
Dean
Trust me here, secrets ruin relationships.
Sam
