I thought you said famous farts.

Zooey

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Susan: Remember when you told me that it was better for us for Phil and August not to meet clients?
Luke: Mmm-hmm.

Susan: Duncan and Sophie are literally the clients you were talking about.

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Luke: Zooey! It's your lucky day. You get to drive Susan up to the coast.
Zooey: And leave her for dead, right?
Luke: This is why we don't have HR.

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Zooey: So, here's the thing. I still cannot fathom for the life of me why Luke hired you. I mean, Phil has those amazing research chops, and August? He can duct tape a Kitchen Aid mixer to a walkie-talkie and use it to summon a Sumerian trickster god. Me? Well, it's self-explanatory. But why you?
Susan: I'm a closer. That's another way of saying I'm profit. You're overhead.

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Phil: The sailors are coming! They want revenge on the tardy horseman, but they will settle for you!
Susan: Oh, perfect. And there's nothing we can do?
Phil: Yeah, you can get out of there!!
Susan: So, if the vengeful sailors don't fill our lungs with seawater and kill us, the influencers will unleash their Twitter mob.
Zooey: Kind of a coin toss.

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Bernie: I'm getting really tired of looking at your face.
Luke: I sell real estate; I get that all the time.

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