Survivor
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on CBSSurvivor Season 24 Episode 5: "A Bunch of Idiots" Quotes
It's really hard being the leader of a bunch of idiots.
Colton
If [Monica] thinks she can turn this sinking ship around, by all means, take the wheel.
Colton
Watching Tarzan at the challenge today looked like watching a wounded hippo move over water.
Christina
I can be Colton's bitch, I can be whatever you want me to be. Just don't vote me out.
Jonas
Alicia is following me like a fiddle.
Colton
I'm asking you to trust me, one person, who can control those guys.
Colton
I just found the hidden immunity idol. It's in my crotch.
Kim
I don't consider Colton as a guy, so we have four girls against three guys.
Alicia
It reminds me of back in 1979 when I was playing cornerback for the Central Valley Bears.
Troyzan
[Colton] Don't you forget who's your mama.
Monica
Even if the girls on Salani did not have the guys, they'd still probably kick out butt.
Alicia
We are going to be the laughing stock.
Alicia
