Jeff: If anyone has a hidden-
Kristina: Jeff, I think I'm gonna need a little help tonight.

Matt's trying to play the good Christian game and the social game and the end game on day-friggin-five. Wake up brother.

Boston Rob

Once again we have to endure the pre-tribal council before tribal council.

Boston Rob

This is not Russell's game, this is my game.

Ralph

It's like literally picking the girl (Natalie) up and putting her on my back and I'm gonna drag her ass to the end.

Boston Rob

Andrea knows what she wants. If she can have her little puppy dog along for the ride, she's going to walk him all over this island.

Boston Rob

[Finding the idol] was as simple as wiping your hiney with toilet paper.

Ralph

Poor old Ralph. That dude might be the dumbest person on the face of the earth besides being the dumbest player to play Survivor.

Russell

These fools that I'm dealing with they ain't too bright.

Russell

I still love Phillip Sheppard.

Phillip

Seems as if this group of players knows how to follow directions.

Boston Rob

Survivor Season 22 Episode 2 Quotes

I still love Phillip Sheppard.

Phillip

Seems as if this group of players knows how to follow directions.

Boston Rob