I'm going to sit here and think how to suck up to people I hate.

Stephanie

Quite frankly, if it's me and the five of them, I'm gonna shoot myself.

David

I'm their red-headed step child.

Philip

If I go to Redemption Island before Natalie and Ashley, there's something wrong with this game.

Philip

I'm not here to sit around a camp fire and make friends, I'm here to play the game.

Krista

It kind of seems like the Brady Bunch went camping and they've invited the two neglected step children to come along.

Krista

You gotta hustle if you want to make a dollar. Everybody knows that.

Boston Rob

I wouldn't give [Philip] a massage for a dozen doughnuts.

Ashley

Even though we lost today in the challenge, we really won.

Julie

I knew [Stephanie] was going to be great at calling things out, she's all bossy as all get-out.

Sarita

They're just not playing the game. When the game makes them play it, they're going to be very disappointed.

Krista

The King (Rob) is the dictator and I'm a Lord. I'm waiting for my opportunity to replace the King.

Philip

Survivor Season 22 Quotes

I think I've been trained for something like this.

Mike

We ain't never had a dumbass to win the game, have we? Maybe it's my turn.

Ralph