Simone: Oh, since it looks like you’ll be staying with us for a while, I hope you’ll be careful.
Tess: What does that mean?
Simone: The stairs.

• Permalink: The stairs.
• Added: June 10, 2018

At the end of the day, he thinks you know how to make the guests feel at home. It’s good for business. ... Maybe he finds you attractive. I don’t exactly know him right now. Regardless, I’m happy for you.

Simone

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• Added: June 10, 2018

Tess: Does everyone know [about Simone and Fred]?
Jake: No.
Tess: So, why are you telling me?
Jake: I don’t know.

• Permalink: Why are you telling me?
• Added: June 10, 2018

Jake: I was defending you.
Simone: No, you were betraying me because nothing is sacred to you. I don’t need this, Jake. One day I’m just going to be done with you.
Jake: Don’t say shit like that.

• Permalink: Don’t say shit like that.
• Added: June 10, 2018

Is this what you wanted?

Jake

• Permalink: Is this what you wanted?
• Added: June 10, 2018

Simone: I’ve been carrying you since you were 8 years old. What’re you trying to do, huh? You trying to punish me? I know you. No one else will ever know you the way that I do.
Jake: I know.
Simone: I forgive you.

• Permalink: I've been carrying you since you were 8 years old.
• Added: June 10, 2018

Fred Benson: You and Simone deserve each other.
Jake: What the fuck did you just say? I will fuck you up-
Howard: Gentlemen.

• Permalink: Gentlemen.
• Added: June 10, 2018

Ari: Hey, stay out of it.
Tess: Oh, I know. I am. I’m trying. I just feel like [Simone and Jake] want something from me.
Ari: Just bang him and get it over with.
Tess: Ari-
Ari: Or her.
Tess: Ari, I’m serious.
Ari: So am I. You can’t have them both.

• Permalink: So am I. You can’t have them both.
• Added: June 10, 2018

Jake: Why do you think about me all the time?
Tess: ...
Simone: Why do you think about me all the time?

• Permalink: Why do you think about me all the time?
• Added: June 10, 2018

We brought you something; it’s lavender from the Cape. Sometimes, when I know I have a challenging day, I like to stash it in my bra.

Simone

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• Added: June 10, 2018

Sasha: You should return.
Tess: Where?
Sasha: Where the fuck do you think where? Wherever you came from.

• Permalink: Where the fuck do you think where? Wherever you came from.
• Added: June 10, 2018

Tess: Sasha, did you fall [off of the balcony]?
Sasha: What do you think, baby monster?
Tess: That was scary.
Sasha: It is scary.

• Permalink: It is scary.
• Added: June 03, 2018