I'm sorry you didn't get in and I'm even more sorry that I hooked up with a guy you're clearly obsessed with, but if you're looking for a catty and superficial girl I think you should try looking in the mirror.


John: I know you've been through a lot and I can imagine that telling your boyfriend and going through all of this can't be easy.
Bay: I just don't know what the point is. I'm dealing with it. I'm ok, but what should I burden him?
John: Because he loves you.

There's enough blame to go around. You can't just hang one guy for it.


Mary Beth: Bay is an adult.
Travis: Meaning what?
Mary Beth: Meaning, I feel awful for her, but she shouldn't have drunk so much that she blacked out.
Travis: So it's her fault?
Mary Beth: No. I'm saying she shouldn't have put herself in that situation.
Travis: You're a girl! How can you say that?
Mary Beth: Because I'm a girl. I know we have to be smart, we can't let our guard down. It sucks its that way for us, but that's how it is.

Bay: Tess has a boyfriend, a pretty serious one, I think she loves him a lot. But I guess last night she got really drunk, like smashed, and when she woke up this morning she found that she had, had sex with someone else but she doesn't remember it; nothing, black-out. Does that found as cheating? I mean does she have to tell her boyfriend?
Regina: Well that's awful.
Bay: That she cheated.
Regina: That she was raped.

Trust me Dumbo, you don't need the feather to fly. You'll be fine.


Don't let the deafness throw you Coach.


Kathryn: He just doesn't seem worried about supporting himself, I mean at all.
John: Kathryn, I hate to break this to you but this may be the child that we raised. We've always provided for him.
Kathryn: I think it's time we cut the strings.
John: What have you done with my wife?

Iris: Why wasn't I there? Because no one told me about it, that's why. In case you haven't noticed people around here don't know that I exist.
Daphne: That's not true.
Iris: Yeah it is, even you do it. When I tried to volunteer for tug of war you acted like I wasn't there. I thought roommates were supposed to look out for each other.
Daphne: I'm sorry, I didn't realize.
Iris: It doesn't matter. The truth is, I'm not really one of you. I'm just the dumb hearing girl who no one wants to slow down enough to talk too.

Look Regina, you don't have to give away Angelo's things right now. If you're not ready, you're not ready.


There's a Hello Kitty convention in town, we can get matching tattoos.


Toby: I was way to hard on you at the orientation.
Daphne: It's alright; actually I'm glad you yelled some sense into me and I'm really glad I didn't go away to school.

Switched at Birth Quotes

Daphne: I didn't know you liked horror movies.
Kathryn: I haven't seen one since I was your age. Amityville Horror and it wasn't nearly as scary as the boy I saw it with.

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.