If you think my dad is the kind of guy who's gonna cheat on my mom, then you clearly haven't been in this family long enough.

Toby [to Daphne]

You thought my life was one giant kegstand.

Wilkie

It's not fun going after something you're never going to get. That's why you've got to give up the ghost.

Wilkie

Next time you and your conscience need to get on the same page.

Bay [to Daphne]

I just wanted to be able to save him after all of the times he's saved me.

Daphne [about Emmett]

Virginia Wolfe wrote standing up.

Kathryn

Hey I'm the deaf one, I said 5 bucks!

Daphne

You live in a world of money. Money means choices. No money, no choices. Welcome to reality.

Melody [to Bay]

I love it when you speak con.

Bay [to Emmet]

There's really no way to say I'm sorry for being weak.

Daphne

This is about way more than one douchey coach, what is going on?

Toby [to Daphne]

You really think everything is about you, don't you?

Daphne [to Bay]

Switched at Birth Quotes

Daphne: I didn't know you liked horror movies.
Kathryn: I haven't seen one since I was your age. Amityville Horror and it wasn't nearly as scary as the boy I saw it with.

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.