You want to help Emmett? Then stay away.

Melody [to Bay]

You signed "hang out" wrong. You wrote "you guys get circumcised a lot."

Regina [to Bay]

Sometimes it's hard to be the one who cares the most.

Melody

Did you ever notice that it's always someone between us?

Bay [to Regina]

Keith Richards pickled his brain in heroin for 20 years and he wrote a book.

Kathryn

What you don't think I'd take the dare? Pick the guy.

Daphne

People like this kind of true-life horror story with a happy ending.

Tina

Wow heels and an apron, how "Mad Men" of you mom!

Bay [to Kathryn]

I can't imagine a world in which I couldn't check out sometimes. That's gotta suck.

Emmett

I can't believe you think I'm the type of girl who would sleep with someone else's boyfriend.

Daphne [to Toby]

We should change the name of our band to "Free Beer."

Toby

Look at us...a family.

Angelo [to Regina and Bay]

Switched at Birth Quotes

Daphne: I didn't know you liked horror movies.
Kathryn: I haven't seen one since I was your age. Amityville Horror and it wasn't nearly as scary as the boy I saw it with.

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.