Ted Lasso Season 3 Episode 12: "So Long, Farewell" Quotes
Rebecca: I've decided to sell the club. If you go, I go.
Rebecca: There is another option. We both stay. I respect that you need to go home to your son, Ted. But I just want you to consider the possibility that this is your home. Henry can come and live here and go to one of the best schools in the world and enjoy the life-changing experience of being in another country. Michelle can come here and teach, get fully qualified and go home as a department head. Higgins has said, if I sell 49% of the team, I can afford to make you one of the highest-paid coaches in the league. I know people will say I'm crazy, but... I still think I'd be underpaying you for what you mean to this club. Would you please stay? This is the part when you say you need to sleep on it and I say, "Oh, yes, of course." And then we do exactly the same thing tomorrow.
Roy: Real talk, man. Thank you. And look, I know you've got a lot of feelings for Keeley. I just hope none of that shit ever gets in the way of our friendship.
Jamie: Yeah. No, yeah, me too, yeah.
Roy: Good. That's good. 'Cause me and Keeley started talking again.
Jamie: Oh, yeah?
Roy: Yeah. Just easing into it. But she is a woman, so you never know, right? Jamie: Hmm. It's nothing official between the two of you?
Roy: Well... No, but it's happening. I wanted you to know 'cause I don't want you to get hurt, so... I think it's best if you just step aside.
Roy: What the fսck do you mean, "no"?
Jamie: I mean, if the two of you ain't official, then I ain't steppin' aside.
Roy: Why not?
Jamie: 'Cause I know in my heart that me and Keeley are meant to be together.
Roy: Fսck off. You're a child.
Jamie: You fսck off. You're a hairy old prune. Don't forget, I was with her first.
Roy: Yeah, well, I was with her last.
Jamie: It's been a year, mate.
Roy: It's been a month, mate.
Jamie: That video of her that got leaked, she made that for me.
Beard: Coach, is this nuts? Us leaving like this?
Ted: I mean, we almost won the whole frigging thing, you know? Saying goodbye to a bunch of nice folks. And I know I've finally accepted that air conditioning is a privilege and not a right. I don't know. What do you think?
Beard: I can't do this. I don't wanna go, Ted. I'm in love with Jane. I wanna stay, and I don't wanna let you down. But with your permission, I'd love to run off this plane and into her arms.
Ted: Well, I mean, what about your luggage?
Beard: Forget my luggage. It's full of rice.
Ted: What? Why?
Beard: I haven't slept for three days, man.
Beard: I'm sorry, you know. I've been dreading this. Talking to you. Abandoning you.
Beard: No, no, no, hold on, Coach.
Ted: You ain't abandoning me, okay? You're just following your heart. I get it. And, yeah, you should go. But look, man, I don't think they're gonna let you off this plane with that door already shut.
Beard: I have a plan.
Ted: Of course you do. Okay. What do you need me to do?
Beard: Whatever's about to happen, that's a great start. I love you, Ted.
Ted: I love you too, Willis.
Ted: Boss don't want to talk about it yet.
Rebecca: It's not that I refuse to talk about you going home, Ted. It's that I refuse to accept that you are not coming back.
Ted: God. Boss. I'm right there with you.
Jane: Oh, Rebecca, I hope you don't mind. I went through your wardrobe and borrowed this dress.
Rebecca: Oh, it's a blazer. But, yes, yes. Help yourself.
Ted: Morning, Rebecca.
Rebecca: Morning, Ted.
Ted: Hi. Yeah. Um... Um... So, do you, um... You know, do you want to talk about it?
Ted: MmmI'm not really ready to talk about it yet.
Rebecca: Mm-hmm. Okay.