Phoebe: Uncle Roy, can we have ice cream for dinner?
Roy: No, that's dumb.
Phoebe: You're right. Thank you for helping me set boundaries.

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• Added: August 06, 2021

Nate: Who's "that guy"?
Beard: Led Tasso.
Nate: Who's Led Tasso?
Beard: The last resort.

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• Added: August 06, 2021

I'm going to insult something and then try it because I'm a good friend.

Rebecca

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Hey, doing the right thing is never the wrong thing.

Ted

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• Added: August 06, 2021