Scott: It smells terrible in here anyway.
Stiles: Really? In a boys locker room. That doesn't make any since at all.

Allison: Haven't you ever learned there's no "I" in "team."
Jackson: Yeah, but there is a "me."

Coach: The reading of the Gettysburg Address.
Scott: What?
Coach: That's sarcasm. Are you familiar with the term sarcasm, McCall?

Scott: I love her.
Stiles: That's great, now moving on...

Hit him again, and then you'll see me get angry.

Scott

Be a werewolf not a teen wolf. Be a werewolf.

Stiles

What the hell is a Stiles ?

Lydia

Scott: What do we do?
Stiles: We get to my Jeep. We get out of here. You seriously think about quitting your job.

Is that him the best explanation ever for why he's half a frickin' hour late?

Lydia

I'm not dying here. I'm not dying at school.

Stiles

Alright, first off - throwing Derek under the bus...nicely done.

Stiles

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.

Teen Wolf Quotes

Stiles' Dad: So you listen to all of my phone calls?
Stiles: No...well not the boring ones.

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.