The Amazing Race
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on CBSFavorite The Amazing Race Quotes
I'm from Oklahoma, I don't do water. I don't even take baths.
Jet
I went through this entire race without killing him. I think that's a good thing.
Nicki
Ralph: Just relax, it ain't gonna kill you.
Vanessa: Ok, it won't. But, it came close.
Whose life could use a splash of color?!? Ahhhh, that's me!
Jordan (Pious)
People pay thousands of dollars for the tour we did today. We did it for free, in a Mercedes.
Jet and Cord
Ladies get their way. Bitches don't.
Brent
I'm just so proud I haven't soiled myself.
Connor
I'm not gonna be quitting my day job to be a Ghanaian sunglasses seller.
Kat
Jonathan: Having fun in there?
Connor: I'm pitching a tent.
Mallory: It's giving me a wedgie.
Gary: what's a wedgie.
Mallory: it's like when it goes up your butt.
Gary: ok.
Justin: The good thing about being on the top bunk of a triple decker is-
Zev: Less chance for murder.
Justin: I feel like any murder would happen on the bottom bunk or the middle bunk.
Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying.
Art
