Oh, lordy, I know how you feel Big Easy.

Marcus

From now on, that's how you drive.

Marcus

Rachel: What happened to going to Boliva?
Brendon: You mean Bavaria.

Ralph: Just relax, it ain't gonna kill you.
Vanessa: Ok, it won't. But, it came close.

Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying.

Art

Phil: Nick and Vicki, what's the name of this country?
Vicki: We're in London, right?
Phil: That's right. The country of London.

I'm gonna get one of these Star Wars guys to take you out.

Cord (to Jordan)

I never thought we'd be curling gnomes today.

Joey

Ali Baba, we're looking for you!

Nat

Thomas: We suck at delivering stuff.
Jill: We do?
Thomas: Yea.

Jet: Hg and Bi?
Cord: I dunno, Jet. You watch way more Discovery Channel than I do.

It's hotter than new love, baby.

Bopper