Jet: We hit bottom and there's only one place to go and that's up
Cord: You should write a country song.

Cut it pretty close?!? I thought we were going to drown!

Cord

There's not a lot of guys who swim in jeans.

Jet

We're in Africa, but like tropical, beautiful, paradise Africa.

Dan

It's just clothes. You look good.

Steve

I've driven a lot of things, never an Ox.

Jet

Look at the size of you two fat bastards. Why do I have to pull you?

Louie

I've never met an Ox I could trust.

Steve

NASCAR with bulls!

Caite

I just want to get the lesbians out.

Caite

We've got a rainbow following us!

Jordan (Pious)

Caite: You can tell who were the bad kids in school.
Brent: I wasn't a bad kid.

The Amazing Race Season 16 Episode 7 Quotes

Where are we off to today? Hopefully some place that speaks English!

Jet

This is as close as you can get to being in the World Series.

Steve