Dudes can't dance like chicks, it just can't happen.

Art

We are Kentucky boys. We ain't no Las Vegas dancers!

Bopper

Mark ain't got much rhythm, but he's got heart.

Booper

Vanessa's actually not a bad dancer. She's got some Puerto Rican in her.

Ralph

You're a Baliwood Travolta.

Art

Look at JJ. He looks like a gorilla in a chiffon suit.

Art

Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying.

Art

I felt like a fat Elvis.

JJ

I don't know how many males who are in federal law enforcement double as quality dancers.

Dave

Thank god that alluded to dancing and I didn't inadvertently select it.

Dave

Bopper: Art and JJ are like babies.
Mark: They are babies.

We're done, Major Dave. Take your army ass and get out of my face.

JJ

The Amazing Race Season 20 Episode 9 Quotes

We're not about to do JJ's dirty work.

Rachel

People have no idea how badly we really need this money.

Mark