Sometimes we act more like frenimies than best friends.

Rachel

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• Added: March 11, 2012

I might purposely jump in front of a car.

Rachel

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• Added: March 11, 2012

I know nothing about salami. I know it's on pizza. I like pizza.

Rachel

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• Added: March 11, 2012

I haven't had that much salami since high school.

Vanessa

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• Added: March 11, 2012

Are we in a race? I'm sorry, I was playing with my park assist.

Ralph

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• Added: March 11, 2012

I feel like I should have taken her out on a date before I did this.

Danny

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Now I know why Italian's hate Americans. We're all idiots.

Rachel

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• Added: March 11, 2012

On the inside I'm puking but on the outside I'm trying to keep it cutsie.

Stacie

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• Added: March 11, 2012

I get distracted by sparkly things.

Vanessa

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I never want to see another watermelon as long as I live.

Vanessa

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• Added: March 11, 2012

The girls are hot as hell over here.

Danny

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• Added: March 11, 2012