The Amazing Race
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Amazing Race Quotes
Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.
Vanessa
I need my hair to look pretty.
Rachel
I don't want to shave my head. I paid $500 for extensions.
Rachel
I've drunk enough water to sink a battleship.
Mark
Ralph: We always race as if we're in last place.
Vanessa: Which is typically the case.
The only team that can beat us is ourselves.
Rachel
Dudes can't dance like chicks, it just can't happen.
Art
We are Kentucky boys. We ain't no Las Vegas dancers!
Bopper
Mark ain't got much rhythm, but he's got heart.
Booper
Vanessa's actually not a bad dancer. She's got some Puerto Rican in her.
Ralph
You're a Baliwood Travolta.
Art
Look at JJ. He looks like a gorilla in a chiffon suit.
Art
