The Amazing Race
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Amazing Race Season 16 Quotes
Look at the size of you two fat bastards. Why do I have to pull you?
Louie
I've never met an Ox I could trust.
Steve
NASCAR with bulls!
Caite
I just want to get the lesbians out.
Caite
We've got a rainbow following us!
Jordan (Pious)
Caite: You can tell who were the bad kids in school.
Brent: I wasn't a bad kid.
Where are we off to today? Hopefully some place that speaks English!
Jet
This is as close as you can get to being in the World Series.
Steve
People pay thousands of dollars for the tour we did today. We did it for free, in a Mercedes.
Jet and Cord
If I can find crack in someone's rear end, I can find grapes in a vineyard.
Michael
Jordan (Pious): The lesson in this leg of the race is: don't always trust a pretty girl.
If you can find a good looking person who can give you directions, it doesn't hurt.
Jordan (Pious)