You're not going to have a very good teammate if I'm passed out.

Claire

"You're too nice" - Nick to Vicki

We can't break the laws here in Bangladesh. We really don't want to go to jail here.

Brook

Smells like poop.

Vicki

Vicki: Is it good?
Nick: No, it tasted like sweet grass.

Everybody has body odor from hell.

Nick

Hard work sometimes does pay off.

Thomas

Vicki: I'm excited about going to Bangladesh
Nick: I'm just not excited about that double u-turn.

I just don't want to lose to a pair of girls too.

Chad

Phil: Is that a huge relief?
Nick: You have no idea.

Ali Baba, we're looking for you!

Nat

Vicki: Babe, now I'm soaking wet.
Nick: Who cares.