The last time I dated someone I didn't know he was dating other people, so at least this time I know.

Astrid

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• Added: December 30, 2016

I know you like a good hump and so do I.

Lacey

• Permalink: I know you like a good hump and so do I.
• Added: December 30, 2016

Hailey: Do you know what a girl wearing underwear says?
Nick: ... No.
Hailey: Either do I.

• Permalink: Either do I.
• Added: December 30, 2016

You and I were blessed with some pretty terrible last names... so basically together, you and I, are a disgusting slut.

Lauren

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• Added: December 30, 2016

Good luck meeting the rest of your girlfriends.

Christen

• Permalink: Good luck meeting the rest of your girlfriends.
• Added: December 30, 2016

I want to be friends with the dolphin shark!

Raven

• Permalink: I want to be friends with the dolphin shark!
• Added: December 30, 2016

Corinne’s world is glamourous.

Corinne

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• Added: December 30, 2016

I’m a little bit lonely... I have my cat, but it’s not the same.

Josephine

• Permalink: I’m a little bit lonely... I have my cat, but it’s not the same.
• Added: December 30, 2016

Sean: A lot of people don’t like you... and I say that in the nicest way! We all like you!
Nick: Still?

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• Added: December 30, 2016

He’s like that choo choo train we all read about in school that just keeps chugging along.

Ben Higgins

• Permalink: He’s like that choo choo train we all read about in school that just keeps chugging along.
• Added: December 30, 2016

I would definitely prefer not to be the first Bachelor rejected at the end of all of this.

Nick

• Permalink: I would definitely prefer not to be the first Bachelor rejected at the end of all of this.
• Added: December 30, 2016

This is not another season of The Bachelorette. Or Paradise. This is actually The Bachelor. I know, I’m as surprised as you are.

Nick

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• Added: December 30, 2016