Rachel had on some black tights that fit her like a Coca Cola bottle.

Josiah

The only two legs I have to stand on are my two legs.

Lucas

He just doesn't have the "Whaboom."

Lucas

Foul on the play.

Ashton Kutcher

I mean I poop everyday, so I think I can handle this.

Iggy

That's my girl!

Ashton Kutcher