The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 8: "The 21-Second Excitation" Quotes
I'm not sure how this is scored, but I believe we may have won.
Amy
The Internet suggests that slumber party guests often engage in harmless experimentation with lesbianism.
Amy
I believe I'll gain acceptance by arbitrarily siding with your friends from time to time.
Amy
Even at Star Trek conventions, they only let him in if he helps set up!
Sheldon [about Wil Wheaton]
Gee, I don't know if I should drink more. I have to drive home and I've got enough trouble seeing over the dashboard as it is.
Bernadette
Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton, the Jar-Jar Binks of the "Star Trek" universe.
Sheldon
Sheldon: And here's where we are -- the runts in a large litter unlikely to ever reach the nourishing teats of Indiana Jones.
Leonard: So it's good we stopped for dinner.
Penny: Okay, help me out here. How does an archeology professor get that good with a whip?
Wolowtiz: Maybe he took a class at the adult book store. That's how I learned.
I'm guessing 21 seconds had something to do with that, too.
Wolowitz
I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. And also it's really scary.
Sheldon
