The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 13: "The Bakersfield Expedition" Quotes

Fine, but set them to stun. If we vaporize Penny, I'll never find a girlfriend that pretty again.

Leonard

Raj: Are they actually arguing about comic books?
Leonard: No, that can't be right.
Howard: Maybe "Thor's Hammer" is a new color of nail polish.

Bernadette: Well, what if Hulk picked up Thor while Thor is holding the hammer.
Amy: Yeah?
Bernadette: Then by the transitive property of picking things up Hulk picked up the hammer.
Amy: No. Hulk picked up Thor. Thor picked up the hammer.
Penny: Okay, hang on. If I go to a bar and pick up a guy and he picks up a girl and then we all leave together. Did I pick up the girl?
Amy: Did that ever happen?
Penny: Hey, are we talking about me or are we talking about Thor?

Did we at least rent the car from Enterprise? Get it? Enterprise? Screw you. That's funny.

Raj

Cop: You guys need me to call someone? I'm guessing your moms?
Leonard: Thanks, but we've got it covered.
Howard (walks up): Okay, I just talked to my mom.

Penny: If Harry Potter's wand can make decisions, why can't Thor's hammer?
Amy: Ok, if you're going to start comparing wands and hammers, I can't even take you seriously.

Raj: Wool pants in the desert. I feel like I've got poached testicles.
Leonard: Oh, you poor thing, you're sweating. That is so much worse than having your car stolen.
Raj: Your insurance is going to buy you a new car. It's not gonna de-funk my junk.

Leonard: Come on, let's just start walking. There's got to be a gas station or something nearby.
Sheldon: What, you think just because you are wearing a captain's uniform, you're in charge?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Alright.

Penny: Oh, Thor. He's hot.
Stuart: Yeah, he kind of is.

Amy: All right, well, who's the best superhero?
Stuart: Shh! You can't ask a question like in here. Are you trying to start a rumble?

Can you please stop staring? They're just girls. It's nothing you haven't seen in movies or drawings.

Stuart

Bernadette: Why are they staring?
Amy: Who cares? Just soak it in. Hello, Boys.

The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 13 Quotes

Oh, this is the best. You have booze with breakfast on a Tuesday, you have a problem. You do it on the weekend, you have brunch.

Penny

Penny: Damn. You have more make-up than I do. You've got better make-up than I do. Yep, I'm borrowing ing this.
Leonard: Hey, hey, hey. This is my comic con make-up. I love you, but there are some things a man doesn't share with his girlfriend.

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