Sheldon: Would you care for a brandy?
Amy: No, thank you.
Sheldon: Good choice. It's disgusting.

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Sheldon: And you realize what the next step is.
Amy: Set up a second culture and try to replicate our results.
Sheldon: Uh, no. We lock that door, lower our underpants a little, and make a baby.

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Maybe there are other things we have in common. Come dinner time, do you enjoy eating food?

Raj

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Penny: How come you don't ever eat broccoli?
Leonard: I'm married. I don't have to be attractive.

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Raj: Well I can't eat like a ten year old all the time.
Penny: You're dating somebody! Who is it?

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Oh my god. I just got it. Fun onions. Funions. Hahahaha!

Raj

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