The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 19: "The Closet Reconfiguration" Quotes
Sheldon: Is there any reason you're keeping this dead goldfish?
Penny: Damn, I forgot to feed him and that I had him.
Sheldon: Well, now, did you also have a dog? Because I found what appears to be a battery-operated chew toy.
Penny: Party's over. Party's over.
If you'd let me pierce your brain with a hot needle in the right place you'd be happy all the time.
Amy
Bernadette's diary has some saucy bits.
Sheldon
Amy: Used me as a human shield?
Sheldon: I panicked. He looked taller than usual.
Sheldon, I swear to God I'm going to kill you.
Howard
Howard: It's ridiculous that we still have to walk up all these stairs.
Bernadette: Yeah, try doing it in heels.
Howard: I am.
My shirt is itchy and I wish I were dead.
Sheldon
I can't tell you that. I'm bound by closet organizer/organizee confidentiality.
Sheldon
I told you you shouldn't have espresso after dinner. I know the little cups make you feel big but it's not worth it.
Bernadette
Leonard: Mmm, you know, we could throw a dinner party too. Maybe even ask everyone to get dressed up.
Penny: Sure. Just when you say "dressed up" you mean nice clothes, right? Not, like, capes and tights and crap
Leonard: Although...
Penny: No.
Sheldon: I found three bowling pins. Do you juggle these or are you missing seven?
Howard: Juggle.
Sheldon: You health nuts kill me.
His quirks just make you love him more. ... Someone please agree with me.
Amy
