The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 17: "The Friendship Turbulence" Quotes
Howard: Should we stop holding hands now?
Sheldon: In a minute.
Howard: Okay, good.
Penny: This isn't your car.
Leonard: I know. I thought we'd take yours.
"Let's just get this over with." Am I driving you to the Cheesecake Factory, or are we having sex?
Leonard
Oh, apple juice. Stay where you are.
Sheldon
I find a girl I like, and you're stealing her?!
Raj
Penny: I'm sorry, is the fact that my life's falling apart interfering with your board game?
Sheldon: It is.
Sheldon: Ten years ago upon first seeing me, your husband claimed that I look like C-3P0 and Pee-Wee Herman. And he called me C-3P-Wee Herman.
Raj: Still funny.
Howard: Hey, I work at the same university you do.
Sheldon: Yes, and Hawkeye's in the Avengers but no one ever says, "Help, Hawkeye!"
Penny: Okay, I don't think Meryl Streep ever had to say (deep voice): "Must keep gorilla hands from killing again."
Raj: If she did, it would be amazing. That woman can do no wrong.
Howard: Is that book called Lies I Tell to Get Sex?
Raj: Is that a real book? I would totally read that book.
Amy: Can I borrow it when you're done?
Bernadette: Raj, your tag's sticking out.
Raj: Thank you. That's the closest I've come to sex in like 2 years.
Bernadette: Well, I feel gross.
Raj: Now it's making it seem more real for me.
