Sheldon: Alright then, let's go to the bedroom, remove our clothes, fold them neatly, and engage in frenzied lovemaking.
Amy: What if we don't fold our clothes at all.
Sheldon: Or... what if we fold them?

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I made your favorite oatmeal. Plain.

Amy

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Penny: Oh come on, he's a grown man. He can take care of himself.
Amy: You really believe that?

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Penny: Champagne, champagne, and for the world's tallest second grader, apple juice.
Sheldon: No bendy straw. Some party.

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