The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2: "The Military Miniaturization" Quotes
What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit?Bernadette
Look guys, it's just a guidance system. It's not like you're handing us the Death Star from Star Trek.Colonel Williams
Bernadette: I had a plan. I kept leaving Dove bar wrappers around to explain any weight gain.
Amy: Where did you get empty Dove bar wrappers?
Bernadette: From all the DOVE BARS I ATE. I'M PREGNANT. Try to keep up!
Leonard: You can't put that on Snapchat.
Raj: Fine, I'll put it on Facebook like a caveman.
Penny: When Leonard's feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Amy: Does that help?
Penny: For a while, then he comes back.
I was counting on that money. I need to make as much as my wife so I don't have to try so hard in bed.Howard