The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 8: "The Mystery Date Observation" Quotes
Excuse me, no one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do. Siri comes close, but I know more jokes.Sheldon
Amy: Some people think the sexiest organ is the brain.
Penny: No one ever bought me drinks at a bar because my brain just popped out of my shirt.
You eat it. You're married. It doesn't matter what you look like.Sheldon
He's having a rough time. Amy broke his heart. The DVR cut off the last minute of Dr. Who. That crow followed him home.Leonard