He's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they still make them.

Sheldon

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• Added: December 01, 2016

Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally needy third wheel way before you came along.

Raj

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• Added: December 01, 2016

Leonard: You're good at revenge. How would you get him back.
Penny: Well, my go to move is usually sleep with the person's boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.

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• Added: December 01, 2016

Sheldon: Come along, Amy. I know when I'm not wanted.
Amy: I dont think you do, but alright.

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• Added: December 01, 2016

It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing. I skipped kindergarten.

Sheldon

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• Added: December 01, 2016