Bernadette: Well why did you put your finger near it's mouth?
Howard: Poor judgement, obviously.

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Penny: Now is that a smart thing to say on a holiday that's basically national sex night?
Leonard: I'm sorry. You're pretty. I'm stupid.

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Penny: That's crazy. We have reservations.
Leonard: I know.
Penny: So what did you say?
Leonard: Thanks, sorry to bother you. But I said it like a badass.

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You know, once I ordered an Uber by accident. I just got in it and went somewhere.

Sheldon

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