The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Sheldon: Would you care for a brandy?
Amy: No, thank you.
Sheldon: Good choice. It's disgusting.
Sheldon: And you realize what the next step is.
Amy: Set up a second culture and try to replicate our results.
Sheldon: Uh, no. We lock that door, lower our underpants a little, and make a baby.
Maybe there are other things we have in common. Come dinner time, do you enjoy eating food?Raj
Penny: How come you don't ever eat broccoli?
Leonard: I'm married. I don't have to be attractive.
Raj: Well I can't eat like a ten year old all the time.
Penny: You're dating somebody! Who is it?
Oh my god. I just got it. Fun onions. Funions. Hahahaha!Raj
Leonard: She took my Where's Waldo!
Sheldon: Well no, no. He's over there.
Leonard: Oh yeah, there he is.
Howard: And how single are you right now?
Raj: Eating cake on the toilet single.
Why would she keep something from me? I shared my body with that woman. And my Netflix password.Sheldon
If we're all gonna die, why am I eating so much kale?Raj
Oh, I don't mind. I'm very good at complaining. If it were an Olympic Sport I'd complain about what a stupid sport it is, and then I'd take home the gold.Sheldon
I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we watch the news or something?Penny