The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Howard: How'd you even get that up the stairs?
Sheldon: I said to myself, I think I can, I think I can. And then I couldn't.
Penny: Alright, you guys ready to get crazy?
Amy: Well, the bra under here ain't beige.
Amy: Is there anything we can do?
Bernadette: Sure. Open up a college fund, shop for life insurance, and in the laundry room there's a mountain of dirty laundry. Wash it or burn it. Your choice.
This doesn't happen very often, but here comes a hug. [pause] Oh dear, I have to tinkle again.Sheldon
Leonard: So, you're gonna throw me under the bus?
Penny: I'm gonna throw you so hard, I'll probably win a stuffed animal.
Penny: How is this any different than you making me live with Sheldon?!
Sheldon: Hey, I shared my Honey Nut Cheerios with you!
Penny: Wow, I find that hard to believe.
Leonard: That a bunch of awkward scientists with no social skills would invent a machine to do it for them?
Penny: I take it back. I believe it.
Raj: I broke up with her.
Raj: She said she didn't want to see me anymore, and I found that insulting.
Amy: I remember when we signed our first relationship agreement.
Sheldon: You seem to be forgetting the no nostalgia clause.
I'd pull this car over and kick you out, but if Penny dumps me, you're all I got.Leonard
Sheldon: At our age, why don't we call it man's night?
Leonard: Because we just spent all our allowance on comic books.
Pink wine and pizza bagels? It's like 8th grade all over again.Penny