The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Quotes
Penny: Wow, I find that hard to believe.
Leonard: That a bunch of awkward scientists with no social skills would invent a machine to do it for them?
Penny: I take it back. I believe it.
Raj: I broke up with her.
Leonard: Why?
Raj: She said she didn't want to see me anymore, and I found that insulting.
Amy: I remember when we signed our first relationship agreement.
Sheldon: You seem to be forgetting the no nostalgia clause.
I'd pull this car over and kick you out, but if Penny dumps me, you're all I got.
Leonard
Sheldon: At our age, why don't we call it man's night?
Leonard: Because we just spent all our allowance on comic books.
Pink wine and pizza bagels? It's like 8th grade all over again.
Penny
Now while you scold us, I'm going to get a knife and fork. Joe may be sloppy, but Sheldon's not.
Sheldon
I don't know. I am her precious little boy, and you did take my flower.
Sheldon
It was fine, other than the weird tasting juice Amy gave me. I slept the whole way.
Sheldon
Good Lord, is that mistletoe? Do you maniacs not own a calendar?
Sheldon
Oh you know, the Lone Star state, that should be its yelp rating.
Sheldon
I thought I'd let Harry Potter... make things hotter.
Amy
