The Big Bang Theory
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I'm not sure. Earlier tonight things began organically and now it's feeling forced... like all the Pirate's of the Caribbean sequels.
Sheldon
Raj: Don't come to the hospital. We're headed home.
Penny: Well, that was fast. Did she sneeze the baby out?
Childbirth, looming coitis. This is a banner night for female genitals!
Sheldon
Sheldon: This is for you. I was going to wrap it but touching Scotch tape gives me the heebie jeebies.
Amy: I'll put it on the list with peaches and felt.
He's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they still make them.
Sheldon
Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally needy third wheel way before you came along.
Raj
Leonard: You're good at revenge. How would you get him back.
Penny: Well, my go to move is usually sleep with the person's boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.
Sheldon: Come along, Amy. I know when I'm not wanted.
Amy: I dont think you do, but alright.
It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing. I skipped kindergarten.
Sheldon
If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?
Sheldon
While you're bothering the world's most famous scientist, be sure to show him how funny he looks getting stuck under our dishwasher.
Bernadette
Honestly, I just want you to be quiet, but I'm all out of taffy.
Amy
