The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes
Let's go smooch some rich, wrinkled toucas.
Howard
Tater tots and a party invitation. What a great day.
Raj
It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia. If you'd like to put on a pair of latex gloves I'll let you check me for a hernia.
Sheldon
You take this one. I spent an hour last night on 'Why can't vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?'
Howard
Mrs. Cooper, hi, it's Penny. I think I broke your son.
Penny
I'm still not adjusted to how SyFy spells their name now. S-Y-F-Y... that's siffy.
Leonard
I sense that you're trying to slow walk me to an epiphany. Would you mind very much jumping to it.
Sheldon
Penny: Let's try some improvisation.
Sheldon: Why not? It seems you're improvising your entire curriculum.
Cute is for puppies. I want to be something sexy, like a labradoodle.
Raj
I know the feeling. It's like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you. It happened to a friend of mine.
Raj
Sheldon: I didn't want to teach those poopy heads anyway!
Howard: FYI I think that's what Darth Vader said just before he started building the Death Star.
Sheldon: I'm not aware of the acronym KMN.
Leonard: From the context we think it means 'kill me now.'
